"So then the old hillbilly, he says to the Jew, 'People calling you a cult writer these days - that's all I hear every time your name comes up. What on earth's a cult writer?' And the old Jew, he says back, 'That's when your fans are just crazy about your stuff, only they got no money, so they get the books out of the library and read them over and over. Xerox them sometimes.' So the old hillbilly says, 'Be damned, I'm a cult writer myself. Who knew?'"